Put 200g of feta cheese into an oven dish and then 250g of cherry tomatoes around it. Salt, pepper all the classic, but include more basil/Italian spices than you think is necessary

Put water to boil for pasta of your chosing

Then place oven dish into the oven for 20 mins at 200 degrees (celsius you imperialist!)

In the meantime cook pasta

After 20 minutes, blend feta and cherry tomatoes into some sweet sweet sauce.

If your calculations are correct, by the time you finish mixing, the pasta is perfectly cooked and you are ready to serve.